My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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