doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I still have a little drunk in my system
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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