Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sponge bath it is.
Screwed.edu
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
