Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
there is glitter all over my balls
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