You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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