Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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