i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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