is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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