I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
what day is it and did you see me today?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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