I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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