Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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