It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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