we're blogging at a bar
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
