and you said cock pushups were impossible
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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