I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just want nice things and good sex
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
