i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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