But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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