That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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