yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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