I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just found puke in my bra..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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