their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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