I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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