Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
