All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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