I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
