Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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