How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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