HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
