My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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