Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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