I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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