you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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