Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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