we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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