i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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