Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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