Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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