I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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