I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
that is very illegal...i love you.
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