why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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