bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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