What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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