I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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