Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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