check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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