My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
