i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize
