I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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