whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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