Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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