hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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